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After the 1-0 defeat to Everton this morning....
Ban The Man
"I see the ball I see the ball.... Fuck! Why did I slip again!? I'm just like a banana peel on ice, it must be those boots! Get Nike to design a new one! Well, I've always liked to put my weight on the defenders when the ball comes in, they're probably just not sturdy enough."
The Stunt Boy
"You know, I pull all those stunts to lose the opponents. I'm too quick for them, they simply can't catch up with me. But sometimes I get lost in my own moves..."
The Naive Brother
"Quinton was taking fucking long to come on. I was getting bored and kicked the ball at the advertising board. You know I'm a defender, I don't aim well like Ruud. It was an accident that the ball flew and hit the spectator!"
The Red-Head who saw Red
"It was getting frustrating. I can't get the ball, I had to get Kilbane at least! And I guessed Gary must be feeling bored all alone in the dressing room, I decided to just leave the pitch and stick around my mate. He needed me."
The Man who lost IT
"Who does that Scottish Moyes thinks he is? Absolutely disguisting! Don't ask me about the match. Paul did not deserve that. That fucking referee."
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